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Ladko Ki Insult Shayari
A grammar freak girl
A grammar freak girl to her boyfriend
” You are as useless as.
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..”AY” in ”OKAY” 😛
Height Of Insult
Height Of Insult…
YOU swipe the ATM Card and ATM Machine shows this message
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“AAGE CHALO BABA”
Sign you were born under
I know what sign you were born under…’RED LIGHT DISTRICT’
Special Effort Today
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.
Insult Sms in English
But it really works
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Learn from your parents
You should learn from your parents mistakes – Try using some birth control.
When u feel sad
When u feel sad?
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say?
Damn I am really so cute?
U will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit?
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Hi, How r u?
Are u free Tomorrow?
Can u come to me, Bcoz Tomorow we r Opening a New
“MENTAL HOSPITAL”
Admission Free, Special offer 4 u?
Insult Messages For Girl
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
Insult Sms For Girlfriend
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!
From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings for u
have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
a headache
If someone ask me What is Meant by life
I would Sit Next to My Friends
Pul them Close togethr
Put My Arms around them & Say Proudly
“These IDIOTS are My Life” so proud to be idiots..
Do u want to go to USA
Here?s a chance for u
Mr Obama iz waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready
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He?s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
Scientists all over da world r wondering
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur right age.
Have you seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No?
Quickly see your driving license.
Yr network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
Da smaller da cheaper!
Congradz yu can make free calls! lolz
2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice personz.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can’t disturb our bossss.
U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Insult Sms In Hindi For Girlfriend
Dil sy bolon ek baat mein sachiii.!
Hum Tum ek raftaar kay panchiii.!
Dostee yh hamaree ho gee na kabhee kuchiii.!
Tayri photo sy to mayri negative hee Achiii.
Agr Anupam Kheer Don hota to dialouge kyaa hota?
Mere sar par baal aanay ka intizaar tou 11 shehron ke naayee kar rahy hain,
par mayry sir pr baal aanaa mushkil hee naee naa mumkin hy…
Kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye, buray waqt may muskurana chahiye…
Jab satvay din may khujli ho to athvay din naha lena chahiye..
Insult Messages For Girlfriend in Hindi
Jb TuM Iss Duniya Say Jaoge
Aur Dur Kahin Ek Naya JanaM Paoge,
Is Baar Jo Hua So Hua,
Agli Baar 1 LaMbi Poonch
Aur 4 Tangain Paoge
Ap jeet chuke hen 50Laakh Ab 1crore 1jawab ki duri pa?
Or 1crore ka Sawal ap ki Screen pe ‘KIYA APNE MASJID SE CHAPPAL CHORI KARNA CHOR DI
A=yes
B=No
Arz kiya hai…
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan,
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.
Kyu mera dil dukhate ho
Kyu mera dil dukhate ho..
kyu mujse har baat chupate ho..
mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki aap..
gore hone k liye VIM BAR se nahate ho…
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