Misleading SMS & Text Messages:- These sms are also called double meaning sms. These are those Messages which are meant to mislead somebody. Thats why it is also called Confusing SMS, Mislead SMS, Deceptive SMS, Disingenuous SMS. If you are looking for certain Misleading sms messages, Short & Funny Misleading sms messages, Best Misleading sms and text messages for girlfriend then you are at the exact place. We have a great collection of misleading sms messages.
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Misleading SMS & Messages
Zor zor ke jhatke
Ek larki dusri se: yaar shuru shuru me to bara maza aa raha tha lekin,…
Doosri: lekin kia? Batao na
1st: lekin jab bad me zor zor ke jhatke lagne lage,
Meri to kamar hi toot gai,
Main to kasam khati hun k aainda riksha me kabhi safar nahi karungi
New puzzle game
CONGRATS. Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, throw your phone against the wall. Then assemble the pieces….No visits No Call No visits
No calls
No missed calls
No sms
No mails
I m worried……….u r in Jail again???
I had a wet dream
I had a wet dream about you last night ….
I pissed myself laughing when you fell of a cliff!
Someday u may lose
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.coz u cant lose wot u don’t have!
In the morning
In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
He came 2 me 1 nite
He came 2 me 1 nite… explored my body… licked- sucked- swallowed & had his fill…wen satisfied he left… I was hurt… DAMN MOSQUITO
From the moment I saw u
From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm…………..NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!!
Funny Misleading Message
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths classThink +ve:)
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman�s breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
Ans. cars seat belt�u dirty mind
6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size norml he
.
Mazboot he
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
Lena he to bolo?
Ful Tim Masti
Non stp Fun
Mera�
LG KG 195
I want u �
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner�. &
to say those sweet three words to U�.
�Pay The Bill�
What�s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy�s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
Ik benam si mohabbat mere naam kerdo,
Ik subha ko milo aur shaam kerdo,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kam kerdo,
If ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry with u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
then don�t hesitate,JUST SLAP URSELF
mistake aap ki hi hogi :p
Misleading SMS & Text Messages
It’s the thing that satisfies
Your mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
In the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless your naughty mind.
f ever I was rude to u,
If ever I was angry about u,
If ever I misbehaved with u,
Then don’t hesitate,
JUST SLAP URSELF
Hello I trusted you so much
But your mouth is never shut.
Why did you tell others my secrets?
U really disappointed me,
Please stop telling everybody that,
I’m so cute.
You are one of the cutest persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.
Love is possible after friendship
But friendship is not possible after love
Because medicines work before death
Later nothing can be cured…
Who‘s hot? It’s U,
Who‘s
Charming… It’s U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. It’s U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… It’s U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… It’s U
Who‘s a liar.. It’s me
When things go wrong,
When sadness fills your heart &
When tears flow 4rm your eyes,
Just let me know.
…
Cause I want 2b there 4 U!
I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!
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