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Tapori Language Shayari
Oye chikni, apun ko tere sms nahi aa rele
apun ki khopdi bot garam ho reli hai
bole to nikalu kya tera lucky draw
chal jaldi se 2-4 jhakaas msg chipkaa daal
nahi to apun aa rela hai..
Subha ko yaad aayi to
Subha ko yaad aayi to apun miss kiya,
Dopahar ko yaad aayi to apun bahut miss kiya,
Sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
Aur apun ne fauran tere ku sms kiya.
Ab itni night ko apun
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko
kisi film ki kahani sunane
k liye msg to karega nahin.
Common sense ki baat hai k
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!Chal ludak le.
Biwi aur Premika Sath Sath
MAMU : Oye, maar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika sath sath aa rehli hai.
MAMU KA DOST : Arre, main bhi yehi bolne wala tha.
Apun ek sher bolega
Choro Taraf Chand phenk rela hai light,
Boleto ho gayeli hai night,
Band karne ka tube light,
Aur soneka tight, Bole to, Bye Good Night.
Jhakas Dosti Hona Mangta Hai
Apun dono ka dosti 1dum jhakas hona mangta hai,
Jhakas bole to, apun hira 2 moti,
Apun sabji 2 roti,
apun pani 2 tanki,
Apun tarzan 2 monkey.
Kya mamu apun ki yaad
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Swarg ya narak
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak?
Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Apun ko itna sms karta hai
Tum apun ko itna sms karta hai.
Apun ko reply karneko majbur karta hai.
Kya iske peeche koi plan hai.
Ya auro ki tarah tum bhi apun ka fan hai.
Abe dost,
Ek Sher Bol Rela hai main,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Roshni Chand se Hoti Hai Sitaro se Nahi,
Tumhare Mobile Mein Light Hamare SMS Se Hoti Hai, Battery Se Nahi!
Thok taali ab!! 😉
😉 Munna Bhai to Circuit: Kya kar rela circuit ?
Circuit – Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela.
Munna – Kaiku ?
Circuit – Bhai, Maa boli baap ka naam roshan karne ka.
Hindi Whatsapp Status in Tapori Style
MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai MAMU : B.A.MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who bhi ulta
More Tapori SMS Status
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos!