51+ PUNJABI SMS (Funny Messages In Punjabi)

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Punjabi sms

Punjabi Sms

Pati: film vich raat ek chudel kade mere, te kade mere pichhe!
Patni: kehdi film si?
Pati: Apne vyah di movie si!

Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie
yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie
Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan
teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie

Rabb mehar kare
Rabb mehar kare je sade te,
Zindagi diyan aasan pooriyan hon,
Asin har pal naal tere rahiye,
Kade pyar vich na dooriyan hon.

Ohna ne jagah-jagah
Ohna ne jagah-jagah naake laye hoye ne
Saare pange v tere paye hoye ne.
2-4 din gharo bahar na javi.
Bahar BANDAR fadan wale aaye hoye ne.

READ: SMS in Punjabi & Hindi

Yaar ruse taa

Yaar ruse taa rabb russe,
Yaar fer russe ta mai mar jawa,
Je yaar fer russe ta,
Shittar maaro saale da roz da ehi drama..Mein kia.Gud 9t g

Yaaran dian

Yaaran dian yaarin te maan karida,
Zameen ute pair hikk taan dharida,
Rabba rakhi meher ina yaaran te,
Ehna kr k hi aasin asmaan charida.

Hoshiyapur da bazar
Hoshiyapur da bazar hove
Kale rang di scoda car hove
Naal (ak-47) varga hathiyar hove
Piche bethi pt.j.r.collage di mutyar hove
Dekh k kudiyan kahan
Rana warga koi saada v yaar hove

Yaari layi da kade
Yaari layi da kade ehsaan nahi hunda,
Yaaran nu yaari da gumaan nahi hunda,
Yaari je layi hove imaan rakh ke,
Feir yaar ve kade beimaan nahi hunda.

“Pakistani di mushkil”
Ghar wich panjabi bolo
School wich urdu bolo
parcha angrazi wich hal kero
aur
marn tu baad hisab arbi wich
Uffff! banda ki kare?

Punjabi Love Messages

Tere pyar da

Tere pyar da mull asi tarr nahi sakde,
Tu mange jaan ta asi inkar nahi sakde,
Maneya ke jindgi laindi imtehan bade,
Par tu hove nal ta asi harr nahi sakde….

Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!

Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk jaava
teri bukkal wich rakh ke siir muk jaava
hanju ban ke digga teriya aakhaa da
tere bulla de kol aa ke sukk jaava

mere dil da too ey qarar sajan
mere loon loon vich tera pyaar sajan
koi tere bajo dil noo changa lagda nayein
oukhe veile wangoo vochada langda nayein
hun sun ley toote dil di pukaar sajan
mere loon loon vich tera pyar sajan

Hnju sade takder asan hanju dy wich rul jana,
Asi umran tak tunuan yaad rakhna,
Tusi holi holi sanu phul jana!

Halat Diyan Majburiyaan Toun Main Tere Kol Aa Nahi Saqda
Bhara Dhuk Lagda Ay Tere Ho Ke V Main Tery Dard Wandha Nahi Saqda
Mujboor Aan Sari Zindagi Main Tere Naal Nibha Nahi saqda
Par Kasam Khuda di Mar Ke V Main Tera PYaar Bhula Nahi Saqda

Jadoon tyra khayaal na aaway
asse udaas ho jandy aan
Ty soun ve nai sakday chalo a dus diyo
k tusi vi saanu eynaa ee yaad karday o?
ya roz batti band kar kay soun janday o

Punjabi Shayari Sms

Akhiyan wich a kay ruk jaanday nay hanju,
Palka ty aa kay ruk jaanday nay hanju,
Bara Dil karda baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk janday nay hanju!!

After Putting us in fire of Love and you are Sweetly Sleeping.
Nai samajh aaya na?
Ye lo Punjabi Main Suno.
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Aggan la k Sanu Ishq Diyan! Tay aap Mithee neend sonday eein.

Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sadaa abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe..

Chooha shrab K Nashy mainn Tha ik Bille aye r Boli
Aj Tanu Khaan Nu Dil Kaarda
Chooha:”Jaa Ne Kut Na Khaa Lain.. Fair Loki Kain Gy Janane Kut Deti ay!”

Tare Dosti tha mul ase la ni skdy,
Tu mangy jan ty kr inkar ni skdy
Maneya kh zindgi landi imthan bry
Pr tu hovay nal ty assi haar ni sakday

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. 🙂

MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kl main taynu kinee
waaree Phone keeta pr tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kiun Chukhan ,
jerha main 50 Rupaiye thay kr gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tayra payo sunay ga

Tainu Gal Laun Da Chah Hi Rehya,
Tere Shehar Aunda Chah Hi Rehya,
Lara Laa Ke Rakhea Kagaz Kalam Nu,
Khat Tere Naam Paun Da Chah Hi Rehya,

Dil kisay de yaad vich rondaa rehaa,
Daag apnay dil day main dhondaa rehaa,
Tur paye oh aun ga main taangh vich,
Ghar daa booha kholda dhondaa rehaa,

Funny Messages In Punjabi

Purani Ticket
T.T. :- Ticket dikhao!
SANTA :- A lo ji.
T.T. :- Eh tan purani hai.
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SANTA :- Te train keda hune showroom to kadai aa..!

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